I Am Now, Katy Perry. And Other News.
Sep.2.2010
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- Jerry Lewis is a national treasure.
- Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes.
- Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?
- Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect.
- Brittany Flickinger apparently remembers everything Paris taught her.
- Kelly Brook needs to never stop promoting this Read More …

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Kate Gosselin Wants a Cop to Beat Her Kids. And Her Heart…
Sep.2.2010
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When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports:
At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Read More …

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Paris Hilton: Truth Knower
Sep.2.2010
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Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter:
These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.
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Jerseylicious is Back!
Sep.2.2010
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Don’t Miss the Season Premiere of JERSEYLICIOUS
Sunday, Sept. 5 8/7c on Style Network
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Skinny Kelly Osbourne Should Not Exist
Sep.2.2010
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You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for argument’s sake, letting women vote?
This is one of those times. Everybody get to the moon!
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Olivia Munn Has An Angry Vagina?
Sep.2.2010
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Is it because no one thinks she’s that hot anymore? Or is this more of a subtle critique on the unfair social stigma surrounding queefs? I’ve honestly never been any good at interpreting art. *looks at painting of dogs playing poker* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?!
Full Size version here.
Photo: Courtesy of GQ.
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Lindsay Lohan Told to Stay Away from ‘Machete’ Premiere
Sep.2.2010
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Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab with plenty of time to attend the premiere of her latest movie Machete yet was noticeably absent on the red carpet. Turns out Robert Rodriguez didn’t want her there, according to Us Weekly:
“He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says Read More …

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T.I. Busted for.. Sizzurp? Okay, Now We’re Just Making Words Up
Sep.2.2010
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Because Lindsay Lohan has taught the world that being on probation in LA means absolutely cockshit, T.I. and his new wife managed to get themselves busted last night after cops smelled marijuana wafting out of their car on Sunset Blvd. They both were slapped with felony drug possession with initial reports suggesting they were holding Read More …

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Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News
Sep.1.2010
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- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read.
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good.
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.”
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More …

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Heidi Montag Stops Fictional Sex Tape Release
Sep.1.2010
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I’m still not putting my pants back on.
Heidi Montag has fired off a letter to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch effectively shutting down any chance of the sex tape that never really existed – unless you ask Karissa Shannon – seeing the light of day now that it’s sprayed everyone in the face with hot, wet publicity. Read More …

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Discovery Gunman is All You, Gosselins
Sep.1.2010
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(And, no, not because he’s Asian. Jerks.)
What at first seemed like another heroic attempt to bring us Shark MONTH, the manifesto of James Lee (above), the armed gunman possibly holding an explosive device in the Discovery Channel building, has been found and it suggests a man so thoroughly sick of reality shows featuring child birth, Read More …

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Paris Hilton Banned From Vegas Clubs
Sep.1.2010
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Thanks to Operation: Fuck You, Lindsay, Paris Hilton has been officially banned from the Wynn and Encore resorts in Vegas and also managed to get her boyfriend Cy Waits blacklisted from ever working for Steve Wynn again in the process, according to People:
The ban comes after several Las Vegas insiders claimed that the heiress Read More …

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And Look Who’s Out Again
Sep.1.2010
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“I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.” – Vanity Fair.
Once again I find myself in the position of wanting to Read More …

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Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on This
Sep.1.2010
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Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, and that he’d be retarded enough to do it right outside of Madeo where Harvey Levin sleeps with Read More …

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Jon Gosselin Extorted Money From Kate
Sep.1.2010
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“You may call me, The Blobfather.”
According to his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin reportedly extorted money from Kate Gosselin numerous times by threatening to report her to child protective services for allegedly yanking on Mady’s arm. (I just assumed for exposing the kids to her tits in public. But what do I know?) On top Read More …

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‘Did You Get That? Annnd.. Cut, Secret Chinese Cameras.’
Sep.1.2010
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Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot Read More …

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Don Draper Will Sexually Harrass You and Other News
Aug.31.2010
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- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’
- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off.
- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer.
- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure…
- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal age. Right, Madonna?
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Paris Hilton ‘Doesn’t Have Time’ for Coke
Aug.31.2010
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In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton’s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Paris Hilton. Doesn’t have time for coke. The same Paris Hilton getting sprayed with champagne on one of her Read More …

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Did Miley Cyrus Always Look Like This?
Aug.31.2010
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Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck Read More …

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 Did Miley Cyrus Always Look Like This?

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Spencer Pratt Might Be Lying. You Think?
Aug.31.2010
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It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports:
Steven Hirsch tells TMZ he Read More …

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