Orlando Bloom is expanding his range

Here are some shots of Orlando Bloom sporting tattoos all over his body and walking around topless in leather pants. And yeah, sure, I guess I could mention he’s on the set of some movie, but then you probably… …read full story

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Britney Spears? dad slaps Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi with restraining orders

Jamie Spears has obtained a temporary restraining order against Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib and John Eardley, an attorney who, a year ago, attempted to challenge Britney Spears’ conservatorship without having any legal grounds to do so. The three have.. …read full story

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Kim Kardashian milks Jessica Simpson for more free press

Kim Kardashian continues her defense of Jessica Simpson, but this time taking it to a venue that’s pretty much the mecca of insight and empowerment. Ha, just kidding. She wrote on her blog: I was doing Super Bowl interviews… …read full story

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Jessica Alba gets greatest massage of her life

Here’s Jessica Alba getting what has to be the best massage ever at a nail salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. She’s enjoying the hell out of it, trust me. I’ve seen that look before on a woman. It cost… …read full story

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Miley Cyrus? side boob just sank your Disney stock

So, remember when Miley Cyrus showed her exposed back in Vanity Fair and the Bible Belt lost its shit? This is Armageddon, isn’t it? I’m pretty sure if I went to Disneyland right now there’s a dragon spewing blood… …read full story

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Elisha Cuthbert uses body doubles

Sad news, everybody. Elisha Cuthbert uses body doubles for her nude scenes. Although, I shouldn’t judge, I use one in the bedroom. (Ladies?) Seen here posing for the latest issue of Complex, Elisha talks about picking out naked chicks… …read full story

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Michael Lohan wants YOU to break up Sam & Lindsay

Michael, I’m sorry MIKE Lohan is lamenting the reunion of Lindsay and Samantha Ronson. In a desperate cry for help/attention, he recently took to his blog to call Samantha a gold-digging lesbian who’s ruining Lindsay’s acting career. Enjoy some… …read full story

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Jessica Simpson performs in leather pants

Just days after revealing to the world Christmas cookies are her Kryptonite, Jessica Simpson bravely performed last night in Charlottesville, Va. while wearing leather pants. She thanked the crowd for their support and told them to “Stay positive an …read full story

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Paris Hilton claims she?s just pretending to be dumb

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know “she’s a really strong person who’s been through a lot.” Her dumb blonde image is just something she cooked up for The Simple Life to get even more rich which is actually kind… …read full story

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Lady GaGa gets drunk drunk

Lady GaGa partied her face off in London last night. She started out the evening at Club Bungalow only looking slightly ridiculous before getting hammered at a private party. I love how she attempts to hide her face in… …read full story

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Jayden James is a traitor!

Britney Spears’ sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway…. …read full story

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Joaquin Phoenix serious about rap career, says rep

Despite reports that Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career is an elaborate hoax for a documentary, his rep Susan Patricola sent the following statement to MTV News to set the record straight/basically admit her client is fucking batshit: “The transition from …read full story

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Russell Crowe finally working out

Just because this seem apropos, here’s Russell Crowe finally working out in Sydney this morning after stubbornly refusing to shed the weight he gained for Body of Lies. His gut supposedly cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian… …read full story

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Jessica Simpson shows her face in public

Jessica Simpson, perhaps you’ve heard her name in passing this week, was spotted arriving in Charlottesville, Va. last night where the paparazzi told her she looked gorgeous earning them a smile. I gotta hand it to Jessica Simpson. Most… …read full story

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Britney Spears has definitely worked those Frappucinos off

Britney Spears posted more rehearsal pics on her website, and apparently she workouts in a bikini top. While typically my reaction would be “Britney? Bikini? Take me, sweet death!”, she actually looks insanely good for someone who spent a… …read full story

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Kim Kardashian defends Jessica Simpson

Seen here in, admittedly, the best shape I’ve ever seen her in, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson whose startling plumpness has become our nation’s greatest crisis. Not counting that war and the stuff with… …read full story

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Paris Hilton makes getting drunk look classy. But not really.

Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she’s in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF. She also made probably the most sensual face I’ve seen in my life. I’m actually contemplating a lifetime of… …read full story

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Joaquin Phoenix not crazy or good at keeping secrets

So Joaquin Phoenix might not be one voice inside his head away from crapping on the red carpet at the Oscars. Damn. Turns out his “rap career” could just be an elaborate ruse he cooked up with Casey Affleck,… …read full story

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Hayden Panettiere wears a thong

Here’s Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes yesterday showing her thong while riding the back of Adrian Pasdar. Six months ago this would’ve seemed like the second coming of Christ to me, but now? Nothin’. Actually, let’s not… …read full story

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Megan Fox?s plan to replace Angelina Jolie going nicely

While she waits for her adoption papers to clear, Megan Fox has been given a golden opportunity to replace Angelina Jolie thus delaying her plans to eventually stab the Oscar winning actress and eat her soul to complete the… …read full story