Megan Fox has, um, firm breasts

Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green’s house yesterday and showed up to a lunch meeting at the Smoke House restaurant in Burbank wearing bright red flip flops. And, honestly, the only reason I’m posting these is because of how… …read full story

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Russell Simmons has a lot of money

A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car… …read full story

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Rihanna & Chris Brown back together

In what will probably be the most retarded and depressing news of 2009, Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. People reports: “They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time… …read full story

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Carmen Electra still attractive – ish

Carmen Electra hosted the Chelsea Girls concert at the Roxy last night and she’s not going down easily. – - Poor of choice of words. My bad. Anyway, I don’t want to say Carmen’s looking a bit rough, but… …read full story

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Kanye West: ?Give Chris Brown a break – and O.J.?

Kanye West recently performed for VH1’s Storytellers, and during the three hour shoot he made some choice comments that producers decided to edit out. Including a plea to back off Chris Brown. Reuters reports: A little later, West asked… …read full story

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Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr ain?t nothin? but mammals

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty… …read full story

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Maria Shriver looks familiar?

Maria Shriver attended the Lakers game last night which raises the question, do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger would have sex with a robot sent from the future to destroy John Connor? It’s not like he isn’t on a slippery… …read full story

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Hugh Jackman & Robert Pattinson: BFFs

Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson are apparently best buds after doing the Oscars this weekend. They spent last night getting their karaoke on in Japan, according to E! News: I just got word that Pattinson and Jackman engaged in… …read full story

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Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get married

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to Us Magazine: The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source… …read full story

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Kim Kardashian in a bikini

These are behind the scene shots of Kim Kardashian in Cabo San Lucas posing for her 2010 calendar. I’m guessing in the first photo she’s a genie in a bottle, and in the second one… a beached whale? Bold… …read full story

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Megan Fox available for Show & Tell

Megan Fox stopped by the school of Brian Austin Green’s son this morning. She also spent the night at his house, but don’t worry, she’s still single. This is the classic Goodbye Sex then Stop by the Kid’s School… …read full story

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Pamela Anderson would?ve been handy during WWII

Pamela Anderson spent yesterday in the company of German TV personality Marcus Prinz von Anhalt. While I was initially hesitant about Pam handling international affairs, fortunately the Germans don’t have a word for hepatitis. Which explains how she …read full story

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Lisa Rinna can?t believe how beautiful Lisa Rinna is

Lisa Rinna can’t get over her own beauty. In fact, she wishes she could walk around nude for all the world to see, according to People: “While I’m definitely a product of this mindset, I don’t get all the… …read full story

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Paris Hilton takes Amanda Bynes? ex to Japan

Despite denying rumors they’re dating, Paris Hilton showed up in Japan yesterday toting Amanda Byne’s ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. For those of you who don’t know who Doug is, he’s a minor character on The Hills which is basically the… …read full story

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Chris Brown taking anger management classes

Chris Brown attended his first anger management class on Monday, NY Daily News reports: According to a source, Brown opted for anger management at the behest of his spin doctor, Michael Sitrick. “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by… …read full story

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Holly Madison makes smartest decision of her life

Seen here on Valentine’s Day, Holly Madison and Criss Angel have officially broken up, according to Us Magazine: “All she’s doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,”… …read full story

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Morgan Freeman allegedly drunk during car crash. Whoops.

Morgan Freeman’s August car crash is coming back to haunt him. His female passenger Demaris Meyer is suing him for negligence and setting the record straight that she was not his mistress. The AP reports: “I have been labeled… …read full story

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus has crazy tight abs. Did not see that coming.

Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the April cover of Shape, and I can’t believe she’s 48. Sure, there’s been some airbrushing, but at this point I’d like to welcome back my Elaine Benes crush. Hopefully, it’s not still mad at… …read full story

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Spencer Pratt, Jesus can see you

Because a guy with a camera told her to, Heidi Montag bought Spencer Pratt a 68 Camaro as an early wedding gift. Like any douche worth his weight in high tops, he thanked her by pretending to have sex… …read full story

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Kevin Federline designing kids clothing line

Oblivious to the fact there’s this place called Old Navy, Kevin Federline is designing a children’s clothing line to help parents who are tired of forking over hundreds of dollars just to put jeans on their two-year-olds. WWD Fashion… …read full story