Megan Fox has hair. Did not see that coming…

It’s been four long days since I’ve posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c’mon. Megan Fox… …read full story

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers still making weird faces

It’s been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can’t tell if he’s sincerely trying to… …read full story

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Jennifer Aniston acting like a bitch? Inconceivable!

Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any “friends” on the set of her new movie The Baster. And in related news, I’m going to dive into traffic for writing that last pun.OK! Magazine reports: “In the morning, the cast and crew… …read full story

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Madonna: ‘You caught me. I’m trying to adopt.’

Madonna has confirmed her plans to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and wants you to know she’s going through the process just like everybody else. And apparently that process includes charging a million dollar school to your gold… …read full story

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Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news

- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever] – Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger… …read full story

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Brooke Hogan: Genetics’ punching bag

Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami yesterday and it’s painfully obvious this girl’s not going to age well. I mean, Christ, she’s only 20, and I already confused her for her 49-year-old mom Linda. That can’t be good. –… …read full story

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Brooke Hogan: Genetics’ punching bag

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Rihanna cooperating with DA’s office

Despite rumors to the contrary, Rihanna is fully cooperating with the district attorney’s office on Chris Brown’s assault case. Probably even more so now that they’re “on a break.” Us Magazine reports: The Los Angeles County District Attorney denies …read full story

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Angelina Jolie wants one of those Slumdog kids

Angelina Jolie is apparently looking to adopt a child from India. That is if those kids from Slumdog Millionaire count as credible sources. All I know is one of them told me Ganesh could kick Spider-man’s ass, so obviously,… …read full story

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Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, a moment of your time?

Dear Doug Reinhardt, There’s no easy way to put this, so I’m going to just come right out and say it: Not every kiss requires a crotch grab. I know that’s basically anathema to your entire worldview, but no… …read full story

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Gwyneth Paltrow meant to do this

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?” And the answer is “no.” You see,… …read full story

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Madonna’s adoption plans delayed

Seen here in Malawi this morning wearing.. camouflage pants and army boots? (Well played, Ambassador Madonna), the pop star’s attempt to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, was delayed by a judge today who pushed the adoption hearing to… …read full story

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Josh Hartnett hospitalized

Josh Hartnett was hospitalized early this morning after suffering abdominal pain, according to E! News: Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont when he began “suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while …read full story

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Rihanna & Frankie Delgado: Called it

Turns out the source of rumors claiming Rihanna is dating Brody Jenner leech Frankie Delgado is, holy shit, Frankie Delgado. Who saw that coming? Besides me and anyone with the cognizance to realize The Hills is scripted. Page Six… …read full story

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Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like… …read full story

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Angelina Jolie giving money to Octo-Mom?

Angelina Jolie might be donating money to her creepy doppleganger Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman. Granted, this news comes by way of Star, so take it with a grain of salt – the size of a minivan: “Angelina is worried about… …read full story

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Gisele Bundchen: ‘Tom Brady’s son is 100% mine’

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out… …read full story

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John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride

Here’s John Mayer hosting a cruise on “The Mayercraft Carrier” in Mexico and sniffing some dude’s mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women’s pants to explode into… …read full story

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Rihanna not dating Brody Jenner sycophant

Brody Jenner hanger-on Frankie Delgado is setting the record straight that he’s not dating Rihanna who was recently spotted clubbing with Brody’s entourage. People reports: Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are …read full story

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Vince Shlomi Slap Chop’s&#0153 a hooker

Vince Shlomi of Slap Chop/ShamWow fame (Who’s 44?) was apparently arrested last month for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue. The incident went down in Miami and ultimately ended in charges dropped for both parties. Both were… …read full story