Kate Gosselin in a bikini

I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while watching this train wreck continue its path of destruction I kept joking to myself “Ha. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?”… …read full story












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Megan Fox is swimsuity

Here are some teaser shots of Megan Fox in the July issue of GQ which more than make up for the Levi Johnston debacle. Actually, these could probably make up for a number of crimes committed by GQ including,… …read full story





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Melanie Brown in a bikini

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive… …read full story












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Octomom lands reality show, book deal

Who didn’t see this coming? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has not only landed a book deal but finally found a production company for her reality show, according to People: Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech calls the series a “quasi-reality” show, explaining.. …read full story


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Teri Hatcher in a bikini

Here’s Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It’s sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it’s Terri Hatcher’s breasts. Also, you didn’t… …read full story










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Jon and Kate Plus Child Labor Law Violations

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pa. Department of Labor for child labor violations. Wait, I’m actually from Pennsylvania and those tax dollars should be spent on something useful like, I dunno, allowing beer to… …read full story


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Jon and Kate Plus Child Labor Law Violations

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pa. Department of Labor for child labor violations. Wait, I’m actually from Pennsylvania and those tax dollars should be spent on something useful like, I dunno, allowing beer to… …read full story


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Katie Price in a bikini

Here’s Katie Price on the runway for a British fashion show last night. You know what I love most about her? How regal and natural she looks. Sort of like Princess Diana but without all the poise, dignity and… …read full story












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Katie Price in a bikini

Here’s Katie Price on the runway for a British fashion show last night. You know what I love most about her? How regal and natural she looks. Sort of like Princess Diana but without all the poise, dignity and… …read full story












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Keanu Reeves has secret Canadian love-children?

A Canadian woman, Karen Sala, has requested a court-ordered DNA sample from Keanu Reeves to prove he’s the father of one, if not four, of her children. Though she admits she’s not sure which ones. Nice. The Toronto Star… …read full story


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Christina Aguilera still has giant breasts

Christina Aguilera performed for The Tonight Show last night and her breasts are still awesome which is extremely comforting to this writer. Sort of like when I was a small child and thought there was a monster under my… …read full story






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Brooke Hogan’s mom is a piece of work

Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she’s high as shit. OK! Magazine reports: Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants,… …read full story










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Shia LaBeouf in accident while driving with suspended license

Shia LaBeouf allegedly bumped a vehicle driven by Jesse Coccoli Wednesday afternoon in LA. One small problem: Shia currently has a suspended license from refusing to take a breathalyzer test in a July accident that left his hand permanently… …read full story


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Adam Lambert’s gayness is news

Apparently there’s been some confusion over whether Adam Lambert is gay or not (Wow. Seriously?), so American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took it upon herself to set the record straight on The View, according to Us Magazine: “I don’t… …read full story






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Megan Fox on Wonder Woman: ‘Do not want.’

- Megan Fox will not be playing Wonder Woman because she’s a “lame superhero.” Somewhere, thousand of fanboys almost stopped masturbating. Almost. [Just Jared] – Lindsay Lohan tones down the crazy to keep the acting gig she only landed… …read full story










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Shauna Sand keeps wearing bikinis

I don’t really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But then again, she’s wearing a bikini. God,… …read full story












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Robert Pattinson shirtless-ness continues

Here’s some more pics from the set of New Moon in Italy because I know how you ladies like seeing Robert Pattinson unencumbered by a shirt. You may now begin fantasizing about him being so sensitive he’ll take you… …read full story












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Robert Pattinson shirtless-ness continues

Here’s some more pics from the set of New Moon in Italy because I know how you ladies like seeing Robert Pattinson unencumbered by a shirt. You may now begin fantasizing about him being so sensitive he’ll take you… …read full story












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Britney Spears in ‘The Grossest Story Ever Told’

I’ve heard a lot of Britney Spears stories in my day, but this is the first one that made me want to immediately die afterward. Page Six reports: The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to… …read full story


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Britney Spears in ‘The Grossest Story Ever Told’

I’ve heard a lot of Britney Spears stories in my day, but this is the first one that made me want to immediately die afterward. Page Six reports: The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to… …read full story


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