Oh, good. She’s wearing Daisy Dukes again.

Well, it’s official: Crazy Britney is back, and in full uniform. Here she is rekindling her love affair with Daisy Dukes Wednesday afternoon, and I’m starting to think going to Target has become this year’s aimlessly drive around until… …read full story

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Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news

- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez’s sexual conquests – with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater] – Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip] – Denise. …read full story

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Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news

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Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch

Here’s Lady GaGa performing the final show of her tour in D.C. last night, and apparently she wanted the audience to think she was totally free-vag-ing it. This would be kind of cool if I wasn’t afraid the clown… …read full story

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Khloe Kardashian’s wedding scripted to the last detail

While Khloe Kardashian’s hawking the OK! Magazine wedding issue on her blog, TMZ has audio that proves pretty much every single detail of her still-not-legally-binding marriage to Lamar Odom was entirely scripted by the producers of Keeping Up with. …read full story

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Courtney Love has nipples because God’s a sick bastard and hates your eyes

Here’s a clearly bra-less Courtney Love walking around SoHo yesterday, and this is pretty much on par with seeing my grandmother naked. If not worse. There’s no chance of fresh-baked cookies after this one, just tears, hyperventilating and the… …read full story

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So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive… …read full story

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Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake don’t look broken up

Reports are coming in that Justin Timberlake kicked Jessica Biel to the curb (Possibly for Rihanna according to Star.), but here’s the two of them together last night after a romantic dinner. Then again, this could just be the… …read full story

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Britney Spears has a song about threesomes now

In all honesty, I don’t really follow Britney Spears’ music “career” as much as her penchant for going Tit Commando on a daily basis, but it appears her latest single “3″ is about threesomes, according to Rolling Stone: “Merrier… …read full story

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Spencer Pratt comes out of the closet

In an interview with PopWrap, Spencer Pratt confirms what anybody who’s ever seen his douchebeard has already known: He’s not banging Heidi: PW: So it sounds like we shouldn’t expect Speidi babies any time soon. Spencer: I’m not even… …read full story

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Spencer Pratt comes out of the closet

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Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news

- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip] – Beyonce has her way with Singapore’s airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] – Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan’s music sucks. [Celebslam] – Rihanna wears weird shit. …read full story

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Stephanie Pratt thinks she has a career

Stephanie Pratt apparently thinks it’ll be a smart move to quit The Hills, according to Hollyscoop: Audrina Patridge has already scored her own reality show on MTV with Mark Burnett, so where does that leave Stephanie Pratt and Lo… …read full story

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Rebecca Gayheart is pregnanty

Here’s a pregnant Rebecca Gayheart at her LA home yesterday with Eric Dane. Because it’s always comforting to see two people who just had a drug-fueled orgy leaked on the Internet bring a baby into the mix. Actually, I’m… …read full story

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Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom aren’t married

TMZ confirms that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding wasn’t legit and won’t be until their lawyers can agree on a prenup. But they’re so in love, folks. So in love: We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are… …read full story

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Jon Gosselin dropped from Jon & Kate Plus 8, tries to stop divorce

Jon Gosselin, The Marlboro Man of Mediocre Trim, has been axed from his own reality show which will now be called Kate Plus 8, according to Us Magazine: It will continue to focus on the lives of the young… …read full story

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DJ AM overdosed (In case there were doubts.)

DJ AM’s death has been ruled an accidental drug overdose by the New York medical examiner’s office, according to the AP: The toxicology report showed the 36-year-old had in his system cocaine, OxyContin, Hydrocodone or Vicodin, antianxiety drugs Xan …read full story

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Mel Gibson and a euphemisim for a vagina go for a jog…

MR. BEAVER: What are we gonna do tonight, Mel? MEL: Same thing we do every night, Mr. Beaver. Blame the Jews. MR. BEAVER: Wow. Really? I thought we’d just get drunk and drive around. MEL: Can we say it’s… …read full story

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush are back together

With one sister pregnant and the other sister married, Kim Kardashian had to act quickly before she became the lonely spinster housing 28 cats under her ass. So she’s back with Reggie Bush. People reports: “They’re totally back together… …read full story

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Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip] – Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] – Lindsay Lohan might be… …read full story