Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news

- Jessica Biel finally has a realistic perception of her acting career. [Lainey Gossip] – Colin Farrell produces another male heir to his drunken throne, but who shall be named king? Load those bottles with bourbon, men. The joust… …read full story

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Adrianne Curry has been working out

Adrianne Curry posted the above pic to her Twitter today with the following message: My pumped upper back. I may look skinner, but I’m cut,bitches! Thanks to the magic of Twitter, it’s safe to assume Adrianne Curry spends… …read full story

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Christina Ricci in a bikini

Here’s Christina Ricci in Miami today with her boyfriend ME. Yep, we decided to get a little R&R together, and if you’re wondering why I keep ducking out of every shot, that’s because I’m the modest type who doesn’t… …read full story

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Lindsay Lohan is back on the penis

Lindsay Lohan has finally returned to her wang-ly master and has been shacking up in hotels with male model Petey Wright (above), according to The Sun: The Mean Girls actress was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood… …read full story

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David Spade: ‘Chris Farley’s family signed off on Direct TV ad’

David Spade is defending the newest Direct TV ad featuring the late Chris Farley in the infamous “Fat Guy in a Little Coat” scene from Tommy Boy which some found a tad macabre. Spade reportedly pulled in $200,000, but… …read full story

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Britney Spears debuts ‘3′

Britney Spears debuted her video for “3″ on her official blog today, and if you had any concerns about her not being able to hack it as a stripper once she drowns her career in Frappucinos and crazy, this… …read full story

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Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

It’s Friday, so I honestly can’t think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin’s just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is… …read full story

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Malin Akerman flashes her panties and other news

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart probably just banged in an airplane. [Lainey Gossip] – Chelsea Handler apparently did Playboy. So now they’re just trying to make people cry? Is that what’s happening? Hugh Hefner’s dying so we all… …read full story

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Taylor Swift posing with Swastika Boy. Smart.

Taylor Swift is either unfathomably retarded or fell for the most elaborate Kanye West revenge scheme of all time because here she is inexplicably posing with a guy with a giant red swastika on his shirt at Katy Perry’s… …read full story

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So this is what Armageddon looks like…

If Heidi & Spencer dressed up as Jon & Kate Gosselin didn’t just open the doorway to Satan’s fiery butthole, then frankly, folks, I don’t think anything will. Except for maybe me thinking “Damn, Kate Gosselin kinda looks hot… …read full story

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Stephanie Pratt formally charged with DUI

Seen here conveniently riding a bike yesterday because attention whoring is in her blood, Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with DUI despite her protests that she was barely drunk. TMZ reports: Pratt’s two breathalyzer tests registered .08 a …read full story

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barth’s yesterday and it’s almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I’m not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything… …read full story

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Chris Brown should stop talking

Seen here performing in New Jersey this week, Chris Brown has been actively posting to his Twitter and fired off the following message to the blogosphere: OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15… GRAFFITI… NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS..LOL INSTEAD OF HOW… …read full story

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Hailey Glassman: ‘Jon Gosselin acts like a dick to me’

Hailey Glassman appeared on The Insider yesterday where she revealed Jon Gosselin has anger issues and basically treats her like shit. But how do you leave all that handsome? Via PopEater: “He’ll call me and take his anger out… …read full story

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The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition

Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here’s the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition featuring Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose names I’ll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In.. …read full story

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Sophie Monk is wanted by the police and other news

- Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith: The new face of Xenu? [Lainey Gossip] – Dax Sheppard sees Kristen Bell looking at babies and immediately tries to fuck another woman. You can’t teach that. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] -… …read full story

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Amber Heard in FHM

To make up for the one-two punch of Rosie’s camel-toe and Kate Gosselin, here’s Amber Heard in FHM. I know nothing short of a bunker full of porn and Everclear will help in this situation, but right now it’s… …read full story

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Kate Gosselin isn’t ready to date

Unlike her ex-husband Jon “I Never Met a Vagina I Didn’t Like Including Lopsided Ones” Gosselin, Kate is swearing off dating according to her recent appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Via Celebuzz: “I’m not thinking about [dating] but… …read full story

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Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports: “She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls…. …read full story

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Natalia Vodianova shows some nip in a magazine about V’s. Why not?

Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova flashes some boob in the November issue of V because, as everyone knows, it’s really not art unless someone gets an awkward erection at work and accidentally knocks over the coffeepot in the lounge with… …read full story