Hope For Haiti Now

Typically the top post of the day is reserved for the hottest pics, but today I’m donating it to George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now because he’s my hero. And not just because he Tiger Woods’d his way through… …read full story

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The Jesus Penis

For those of you screaming in the comments for me to show some cock, I give you the wang of Jesus Luz. This is a recently-leaked outtake from his infamous W photo shoot that I can’t understand why it… …read full story

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Zoe Saldana’s nipples and other news

- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he’s a homeless rapper. [dlisted] – Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist’s plan to release a “happy family photo” so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]… …read full story

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Rihanna isn’t dating another Chris Brown

Contrary to a report from Star, Rihanna’s new boyfriend Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers never had a restraining order filed against him for domestic violence by ex-girlfriend Felisha Terrell, according to E! News: “Matt dated Felisha about two… …read full story

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Lily Allen needs to put some pants on

Here’s Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with… …read full story

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Britney Spears pretends she works out

JASON: You’re back already? It’s only been five minutes. And how are you so sweaty? BRITNEY: *huffs* Dropped a fry down a heating vent. *huffs* Had to go after it. JASON: What? Last week you left Sean at Starbucks… …read full story

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Kanye West not banned from Haiti telethon

MTV has cleared up reports that Kanye West was banned from George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti Telethon tonight. Apparently they reached out to Kanye who never called them back. So for everyone keeping score at home, Kanye West wasn’t… …read full story

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Chris Brown is a f-cking idiot

To anyone who still thinks people need to stop bringing Rihanna up when talking about Chris Brown, here’s your Retarded Jesus grinning next to a “bruised and bloodied” Jean Paul Gaultier last night. To put things in perspective, this… …read full story

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Hayden Panettiere is a redhead and other news

- Jennifer Aniston is apparently on CNN’s shit-list. [Lainey Gossip] – Madonna joins the Hope for Haiti Telethon. Presumably to apologize for over-reacting just “a smidge” to their meager sacrifice. [PopEater] – Mariah Carey’s Breasts: A Diatribe. [ …read full story

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Hayden Panettiere is a redhead and other news

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Brittany Murphy died because she couldn’t be in Happy Feet 2?

Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack appeared on The Today Show this morning where he addressed accusations that Brittany died of a drug overdose only to then point the blame at Hollywood for the stress of not casting her in… …read full story

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Tara Reid somehow engaged

Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed she’s engaged, according to Us Magazine. I’m going to assume the lucky man has only seen her naked in the pages of Playboy because there’s no way he didn’t shove his penis in a… …read full story

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Snooki helps a car dealership exploit Haiti

Because she’ll appear anywhere for money and/or a Solo cup full of rohypnol-laced gin, Jersey Shore’s Snooki is helping an Easton, Pa. car dealership supposedly raise money for Haiti on Saturday in probably the shadiest fundraiser I’ve ever seen…. …read full story

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Snooki helps a car dealership exploit Haiti

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Drea de Matteo in a bikini

Here’s Desperate Housewives and former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo in Hawaii yesterday and you really have to admire a woman with an AC/DC tattoo above her vagina. Mostly because she’s given you a clear warning to use protection… …read full story

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Drea de Matteo in a bikini

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Kanye West not invited to Haiti telethon

George Clooney is inviting as many A-Listers as possible to tomorrow’s Hope for Haiti Telethon with the logical exception of Kanye West, according to PopEater: “After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at… …read full story

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Conan O’Brien paid a shitload of money to not work

After lengthy negotiations, Conan O’Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports: No details of the deal were immediately announced -… …read full story

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Scott Brown wants you to do these

While giving his victory speech last night, Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown felt it’d be a great opportunity to pimp his daughters by announcing they’re “available” on national television. (Have them waxed, Senator, and I’ll be there momenta …read full story