Kelly Bensimon in a bikini
It’s been getting way too heavy around here, so thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly five people… …read full story
Anne Hathaway should visit my wonderland and other news
- Matt Damon’s mustache is pubey. [Lainey Gossip] – Simon Cowell is engaged. [PopEater] – Avril Lavigne signing a picture of Jell-O because the premiere of a Tim Burton movie wasn’t trippy enough. [Dlisted] – Joanna Krupa legs are… …read full story
And here’s Kirk Cameron again.
Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig: “It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my… …read full story
Lady GaGa just gave Guillermo del Toro a boner
Here’s Lady GaGa in London last night and screw her outfit. Check out the look on her bodyguard’s face in each shot. There’s a man who went straight home, told his daughter he loved her, then bought ten ponies… …read full story
Jon Cryer’s ex-wife really wants to kill him
So remember when Jon Cryer said his ex-wife was trying to have him assassinated and everyone just laughed and said “What, did she watch Superman IV?” He wasn’t kidding. TMZ reports: According to documents filed in the custody battle… …read full story
Jon Cryer’s ex-wife really wants to kill him
So remember when Jon Cryer said his ex-wife was trying to have him assassinated and everyone just laughed and said “What, did she watch Superman IV?” He wasn’t kidding. TMZ reports: According to documents filed in the custody battle… …read full story
Simon Monjack: ‘Brittany died from cough syrup. IN YOUR FACE.’
Simon Monjack released a lengthy statement to RadarOnline – because they pay – where he touts his vindication over the final results of Brittany Murphy’s autopsy which shows she died from cold and menstrual medications because no one took… …read full story
THE MARRIAGE REF Sneak Preview: NBC Sunday
Ever see married couples fight? It’s like watching two seasoned boxers pound each other to death – but over a roll of toilet paper. Until now. Jerry Seinfeld is back and in the producer’s chair for a funny and… …read full story
Boner’s body found. [Insert lost erection joke here.]
Andrew Koenig body has reportedly been found in Stanley Park Vancouver, according to TMZ. His parents are expected to attend a press conference at 5 PM PST. In light of all this, I hope you’ve learned a lesson about… …read full story
Charlie Sheen is f-cked
Because God apparently hates CBS sitcoms as much as I do, Charlie Sheen’s fate has fallen into the hands of Denise Richards who’s spent every moment since their divorce building a career based on calling him an asshole. RadarOnline… …read full story
Charlie Sheen is f-cked
Because God apparently hates CBS sitcoms as much as I do, Charlie Sheen’s fate has fallen into the hands of Denise Richards who’s spent every moment since their divorce building a career based on calling him an asshole. RadarOnline… …read full story
Lady GaGa’s penis and other news
- Seth Green got engaged to his hot girlfriend bringing hope to tiny people the world over. Chin up, Tom Cruise! [PopEater] – Jennifer Lopez hosting SNL on the heels of getting dumped by Sony. [Lainey Gossip] – Courtney… …read full story
Tiger Woods made love to pills, too
Realizing the ol’ sex addiction routine was about 25 cocktail waitresses past its prime, Tiger Woods has checked himself into an Arizona rehab clinic for addiction to Vicodin and Ambien, according to The National Enquirer: “In therapy, Tiger blamed. …read full story
Ke$ha’s ass. I think.
I honestly haven’t paid much attention to Ke$ha because up until now I thought she was just Lady GaGa after a shower. But here she is in London last night flashing what might be her ass. Don’t quote me… …read full story
Ke$ha’s ass. I think.
I honestly haven’t paid much attention to Ke$ha because up until now I thought she was just Lady GaGa after a shower. But here she is in London last night flashing what might be her ass. Don’t quote me… …read full story
John Mayer is touching kids now
Because children are our most precious gift – in PR disasters — white supremacist penis owner John Mayer invited a young boy from the audience to play onstage with him in Philly, according to PopEater: New Jersey sixth-grader Austin… …read full story
Carrie Prejean is living in sin
RadarOnline reports “traditional marriage” crusader and former Miss California Carrie Prejean is living with in sin with her fiance Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams where they’re no doubt eating shellfish. BURN THEM!: Carrie and Kyle got engaged… …read full story
Chris Brown supports Tiger Woods
Somewhere Nike just shit a Cross Trainer. Via E! News: “My hat goes off to him,” Chris says. “I support him. I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing because he is the best at… …read full story
Kim Kardashian has huge body parts and other news
- Shiloh: America’s #1 Androgynous Toddler. [Lainey Gossip] – Janet Jackson’s nipple is still an ongoing court case. I’ll be 50 before I see a Super Bowl show with some tits, won’t I? Thanks, whoever’s responsible for this. I… …read full story
Lindsay Lohan is all yours, England
Seen here proving how much she hates alcohol last night, Lindsay Lohan has announced she’s moving to Londontown: Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away! Unfortunately this was… …read full story