Dennis Hopper gets a post (1936 – 2010)

Before getting into the deluge of news/bikini pics from the weekend, it wouldn’t be right not to take a moment for Dennis Hopper who died Saturday at age 74 from cancer. I can’t honestly say I was a rabid… …read full story

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Heidi left Spencer

Just when I think I’m out… Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag’s rep just announced she’s separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports: Heidi’s rep tells TMZ, “Heidi is looking to move out due to all… …read full story

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Happy Memorial Day! Love, Wonk-Boobs

Now that I’ve loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here’s three miles of tit canyon courtesy of… …read full story

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Gary Coleman dead at 42 (1968 – 2010)

One last unfortunate update, folks, Gary Coleman died today after being taken off life support, according to RadarOnline: Coleman had been hospitalized in Provo, Utah since Wednesday, May 26, after suffering what his family called “a serious medical …read full story

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Peter Brady needs to trade me his wife for two goats and other news

- Gary Coleman really is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and is now in a coma. Awkward. [Popeater] – Alicia Keys was apparently knocked up by Swizz Beats while he was still with his wife. Neat. [Dlisted] – Lindsay… …read full story

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And now Kelly Brook is topless, too

Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I’m slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here’s Kelly Brook in the July… …read full story

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Hayley Williams took a topless pic? Why not?

Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams either had her account hacked or screwed up sending her boyfriend a DM because somehow a topless pic of her ended up on her Twitter. The Internet is dark and mysterious so I could… …read full story

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Lindsay Lohan as a porn star

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what… …read full story

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Kelly Brook is the only allowable form of curvy and other news

- Carrie Underwood’s legs still aren’t doing it for me. [Lainey Gossip] – Mariah Carey quits a movie and everyone’s first thought is she’s pregnant not batshit crazy? How does that even happen? [Dlisted] – Dane Cook gets Kanye’d… …read full story

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Kelly Brook is the only allowable form of curvy and other news

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Miley Cyrus bought lingerie. ‘Tis witchery!

Miley Cyrus apparently dropped three grand on lingerie, according to Celebuzz: The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the… …read full story

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Who wants to look in Kendra’s vagina?

Now that Kendra Exposed is having its face illegally downloaded off, screen caps are popping up everywhere, so here’s the latest batch because you kids can’t get enough of them. Who knew porn was so popular on the Internet?… …read full story

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Who wants to look in Kendra’s vagina?

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Like Pearl Harbor with herpes…

Someone thought it’d be a great idea to invite Paris Hilton to the USO’s Swinging Salute to the Troops last night because that’s exactly what our brave men and women want to see they’re laying their lives down for…. …read full story

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Jesse James’ sister says he WAS abused

Smiling might not have been the best photo choice. Jesse James’ sister has come forward to defend Jesse from accusations that he lied on Nightline about being abused by his father. E! News reports: “I saw it,” she says…. …read full story

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Lindsay Lohan went out last night. Genius.

Like some sort of person who has to habitually repeat the same actions or suffer psychological consequences, Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing last night at Marmont and Las Palmas. Apparently she hasn’t set off the SCRAM bracelet yet, but… …read full story

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Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition

Heidi Montag slapped together an audition tape for Michael Bay (after the jump) that’s literally nothing more than her firing guns at the shooting range while Spencer films it on an iPhone. I don’t even know where to begin… …read full story

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Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition

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Kate Hudson is implanty and other news

- Simon Monjack’s rep says he died of a “broken heart.” Wait. Was he not allowed in the Happy Feet sequel, too? [Popeater] – Katy Perry hates Russell Brand. Seriously, no cleavage for the man’s premiere? [Huffington Post] -… …read full story

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Jesus Christ, 50 Cent.

These are actual shots of 50 Cent on the set of Things Fall Apart where he dropped over 50 pounds to play a football player diagnosed with cancer, according to ThisIs50.com: He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing… …read full story