Don Draper Will Sexually Harrass You and Other News
- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’
- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off.
- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer.
- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure…
- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal age. Right, Madonna?
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Paris Hilton ‘Doesn’t Have Time’ for Coke
In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton’s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Paris Hilton. Doesn’t have time for coke. The same Paris Hilton getting sprayed with champagne on one of her Read More …
Did Miley Cyrus Always Look Like This?
Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck Read More …
Spencer Pratt Might Be Lying. You Think?
It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports:
Steven Hirsch tells TMZ he Read More …
Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!
Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — Eh. I can take it or leave it.
On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. Read More …
Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!
Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — Eh. I can take it or leave it.
On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. Read More …
Lady GaGa is Afraid of Phones. Why Not?
Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presumably screams into it via a megaphone. “I said, NO BACON!” Female First reports:
“There have been various reports Read More …
Lady GaGa is Afraid of Phones. Why Not?
Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presumably screams into it via a megaphone. “I said, NO BACON!” Female First reports:
“There have been various reports Read More …
Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero
Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being built blocks away from Ground Zero – in a Burlington Coat Factory. What they should be Read More …
Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero
Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being built blocks away from Ground Zero – in a Burlington Coat Factory. What they should be Read More …
Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’m a Damn Good Actress’
Before being sentenced to jail/rehab for a four-week spa treatment and pedi, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair where she opened up about her alleged drug use and commitment to acting. And by opened up I of course mean spewed a bunch of bullshit like that chick from The Exorcist. “HOLLYWOOD Read More …
‘I Thought the Cocaine was Gum.’
Via People:
When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.
Just let her go. Just fucking let her go and arrest Lindsay Lohan again so everyone can wake up Read More …
Britney Spears is in a Bikini. Again. And Other News.
- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit!
- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele.
- Sophie Monk is stretchy.
- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys.
- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good.
- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. Read More …
Slash is Getting a Divorce
Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on the same stage this weekend (Journalism!), is now entangled in a an epic Read More …
How The Hell Did This Happen?
Because reality TV has become the moron feedbox of the future, Kate Gosselin was invited to the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards last night where she apparently performed a sketch with host Jimmy Fallon (Eh?) that I can only assume was some sort of Illuminati plot to discredit the entire ceremony. Or steal your Medicare, I Read More …
Paris Hilton is Getting a Felony Charge. Just Like She Wanted.
I’ve been trying failing horribly not to give Paris Hilton exactly what she wants from this ordeal (Read: All of Lindsay Lohan’s press.), but apparently the Las Vegas PD are going to play her little game and also make themselves look like idiots by attempting to charge her with felony drug possession for less than Read More …
Sofia Vergara Gets Her Own Post
Here’s Sofia Vergara, with all her natural hotness that should’ve battled Christina Hendricks’ breasts for the sake of quality television, at the Emmys last night where I hope nobody took her seriously about running naked down Sunset if Modern Family won. Which it did. If I had a nickel for every time a woman promised Read More …
Snooki Should Say ‘Yes’
Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war vet who tried to be Snooki’s boyfriend just to get on Jersey Shore, is now proposing to her on the cover of Cheap Famewhore Steppin’ Out magazine despite the fact she’s seen in these photos trying to bang some random dude over the weekend only to miraculously recognize her limits Read More …
Christina Hendricks Was Definitely At The Emmys
I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come from? Did someone leave the portal to Ireland open again? — Oh, Read More …
The Paris Hilton Mug Shot
You know what would make this even better?
Lindsay Lohan. God, she’s so important right now. (This might never get old.)
Photo: Splash News
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