Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins Can’t Keep Their Clothes On

   

For two people on a “completely platonic” vacation, Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins seemed to be having a hard time keeping their clothes on around each other in St. Barts yesterday. Not to mention “best pals” don’t usually stand around grinning like idiots while staring at each others fun parts. Granted, my buddies and I Read More …


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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.31.11

   

Even though it feels like we’ve hit everything from Ewoks to dick gummies, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed: John Mayer is a Colombian drug lord now. Wonder Woman is winning over fanboys one awkward, boner-in-her-thigh hug at a time. Hilary Swank apparently saw those Christina Hendricks pics, too. Kevin Spacey imagines the soft, delicate Read More …


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BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller

   

Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the Read More …


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Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk

   

Here’s the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don’t know how else to describe what’s happening here without going, “Wow, that chick’s snorting coke.” Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk, so I should at least give Lindsay™ the benefit of the doubt that she didn’t blatantly violate her Read More …


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Superman Had to Sit Through ‘Sucker Punch’ and Other News

   

- Miley Cyrus hates that Rebecca Black song, too.
- Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber are making a buddy comedy that’s sure to blow Cop & 1/2 out of the water.
- Cameron Diaz might be in Drew Barrymore’s next movie which, judging from these pics, is a remake of Over The Top.
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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Sold Her Fight Video

   

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans might have been arrested for assault earlier this week after getting in a white trash brawl with another girl (Brittany Maggard) that was caught on video. But that shouldn’t stop her from treating it like a sex tape by selling it and pretending she’s devastated that it got out. Read More …


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Snooki’s in the WWE Now

   

When you’re a midget your career options are severely limited. You either play an Ewok, join the circus, do porn, or become a prop for the WWE. So since Snooki knocked that first one out at birth, here she is lending her credibility and star power to the WrestleMania XXVII press conference. I say credibility Read More …


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Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Are in Bikinis

   

Here are some incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis yesterday in case you guys are into that sort of thing. I know I’m taking a real risk here, but sometimes you gotta wake up and try something different. Broaden your horizons, if you will. So on that note, I think I’m actually going Read More …


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Katie Holmes: ‘So About Those Penis Gummies…’

   

Because there’s a chance people might figure out Tom Cruise loves penis so much he demands all his snacks be shaped like them, Katie Holmes went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and set the record straight on why her daughter was photographed holding cock gummies:
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Katie Holmes: ‘So About Those Penis Gummies…’

   

Because there’s a chance people might figure out Tom Cruise loves penis so much he demands all his snacks be shaped like them, Katie Holmes went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and set the record straight on why her daughter was photographed holding cock gummies:
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Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hugh Hefner’s Wedding

   

After years fondling a old man’s balls for room and board, you’d just assume he’d invite you to his wedding to reminisce about all those hilarious diaper changes. “Remember that time at Denny’s? I don’t cause I’m old! Wheeee! — Why am I in a tux?” Anyway, turns out that’s not the case for Read More …


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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

   

“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”
And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck’s mustache Read More …


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Courteney Cox Still Wears Bikinis

   

Making her fourth bikini appearance in under a month, here’s Courteney Cox vacationing in St. Barts today. Her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins is also there with her – romantically, I might add – but somehow kept getting cropped out of the photos. If I had to put my finger on it, I’d say it’s Read More …


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LeAnn Rimes Will Only Argue Naked Now

   

Feeling increasingly cock-sure thanks to a brand-new chest full of silicone, LeAnn Rimes plans to solve all her romantic disputes by getting naked and then whipping shoes at Eddie Cibrian. Via Us Magazine:
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Jessica Simpson is Designing Her Wedding Dress

   

Despite not even setting a date yet and openly contemplating eloping, Jessica Simpson is personally designing her wedding dress. And by personally designing I mean a team of other people and her mom are doing all the work. People:
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Hilary Duff in Yoga Pants and Other News

   

- Matthew Weiner is not leaving Mad Men. Denies $30 million salary reports.
- Edward Norton got engaged.
- Colin Farrell used to call Elizabeth Taylor late at night.
- Gwyneth Paltrow is an aerobics pimp now.
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The Kardashians Work ‘25 Hours a Day’

   

The Kardashian Klan are featured in the April issue of Redbook where they rolled out their usual horseshit about their show being entirely real and how much they love each other despite each of them never being more than a second away from the slitting the others throats to advance their Q rating. Except this Read More …


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Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

   

“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR Read More …


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Rihanna’s Talking About Chris Brown

   

Rihanna appears on the cover of Rolling Stone where she opens up about Chris Brown and sets the record straight on cutting him some slack via the restraining order and is surprisingly gracious about the whole thing without entirely letting him off the hook. Except don’t ask him about it or else you’re a “hater” Read More …


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Adrianne Palicki Filming Wonder Woman in Costume

   

Despite almost universal consensus that, based on the costume alone, Wonder Woman would be canceled after six episodes, production went ahead anyway because here’s Adrianne Palicki filming in Los Angeles last night. And I will say this, the outfit looks much better in action than when it’s presented as one of those Halloween costumes you Read More …


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