The Blake Lively Nude Photos Are ‘Fake’

(Guess which person in this photo is me right before hearing the fake part.)
In what sounded like the exact M.O. of the hackers who released leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens near the premiere of Sucker Punch, nude photos of Blake Lively that just hit the Internet this evening are already being declared fake by her Read More …

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.31.11

Know how I know airport security is an illusion? This got through.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, jam-packed with a variety of celebrity random from the holiday weekend including:
Three midgets. (Uno, dos, tres.)
Two pregos. (Eins, zwei.)
One Pippa bra.
Michelle Rodriquez’s butt crack.
Some Minka nips.
And Carlton Banks.
Can you tell Daddy missed you?
- The Superficial
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Snooki’s Wearing a Neck Brace Now

After crashing into her police escort yesterday and refusing medical treatment at the scene, here’s Snooki suddenly requiring a neck brace in Italy today which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with the two police officers she put in the hospital having legal grounds to sue her, and everything to do with her not Read More …

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Tori Spelling’s Pregnant, Gaping Chest Hole in a Bikini (a.k.a. Sexiest Post Ever)

Apparently it’s Questionable Bikini Photos Day because here’s Tori Spelling in Malibu yesterday where I swear to God the hole in her chest is getting deeper. What the hell is that thing? Did she specifically ask for breast implants that make it look like she took a mortar round to the chest or is it Read More …

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LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are

LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her eyes:
@AJPatterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…
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Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively Are Practically Ninjas

“Not only has covering my eyes with a hat prevented the paparazzi from taking my picture, it still offers complete visibi-” *walks into wall*
Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively trying to pretend they didn’t just have sex by cleverly leaving a French hotel separately, and then heading in the exact same direction. It’s almost as Read More …

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Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

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- Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey.
- Being Courtney Love’s maid sucks. Who knew?
- Angelina Jolie’s Cleopatra won’t be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie.
- Amber Rose didn’t ask for this life. It was shoved into her thong Read More …

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Brad Pitt Might Marry Angelina Jolie

In an interview with USA Weekend to promote his new movie Tree of Life, Brad Pitt reveals he’s contemplating making an honest woman out of Angelina Jolie because marriage has worked out so awesome for both of them in the past:
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Adrianne Curry is Single

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this Read More …

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Snooki Crashed Into a Police Car

“Issa okay, Mr. DeVito. I no tella the people you a famous movie star.”
Because cop-killin’ tastes likes pickles, yo, Snooki managed to crash her car directly into the Italian police escort tasked to keep her safe Monday afternoon, leaving two officers in the hospital. Of course, in everyone’s defense, who could’ve honestly predicted a drunk Read More …

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Sean Kingston Crashed Into This

For those of you blissfully detached from the Internet all weekend, hip hop/R&B singer Kisean Anderson, a.k.a. Sean Kingston, was practically, and possibly was (It’s that bad), killed on Sunday after crashing his jet ski into a bridge in Miami. He also had a female passenger with him who somehow survived unharmed, but obviously didn’t Read More …

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Emma Watson Wore a Sports Bra

Wait, is that a book? *sighs, crumples up post written with sexy angle*
Alright, first things first, let’s get to the important celebrity news from the long weekend where life and death literally hang in the balance: Emma Watson wore a sports bra on Sunday reminding everyone about that time they drilled a hole into the Read More …

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Happy Memorial Day!

“I said I like my burgers RARE.”
Like most Americans, The Superficial will honor our fallen soldiers by taking the day off and pretending every single of them died at Pearl Harbor and/or fighting Hitler because, let’s be honest, WWII is really the last great war we can justify by saying, “In our defense, he had Read More …

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference Read More …

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.27.11

Fish and I roll out for the long weekend.
Welcome to the Friday Edition of The Crap We Missed coming at you a little early so we can get this extended guys’ weekend started. (We’re just like Leo!) But if you think the homoeroticism ends there, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! It’s getting cheeseburgers all over your floor.
Greco-Romanly yours,
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Lindsay’s House Arrest Sounds Draconian, And She Made a Bikini Movie

Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday, and just in case you didn’t think her sentence was cushy enough, she’s allowed to have as many visitors as she wants on top of no longer taking blood or alcohol tests. It’ll be a miracle if she makes it through the night. RadarOnline reports:
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Rihanna Wants You to See Something and Other News

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- Why would anyone think Matthew Vaughn wanted to bang January Jones?
- Courtney Love is like Mother Teresa. She was really into heroin and large penis, right?
- Maybe Amy Winehouse should give her a call.
- Roseanne Barr might be on Are You There Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea.
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Snooki’s Taking Diet Pills Now

Because apparently the Cookie Diet doesn’t work (Who knew?), Snooki is reportedly knocking back Zantrex-3 diet pills now, according to a press release you people won’t stop forwarding me. I’m not entirely sure how they work – if they even are working judging by these photos – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to Read More …

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night

And possibly right now.
Here’s a very affectionate Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continuing their Hawaiian vacation in Maui yesterday, and if this doesn’t look like a kid who got laid last night, I don’t know how else you explain this photo of them playing pat-a-cake. Show me a couple who doesn’t do that first thing Read More …

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Charlie Sheen’s Finally Getting His Porn House

Because cocaine told him there’s no way a live show wouldn’t reap him $100 bajillion, Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is up for sale. Except within 24 hours of hit going on the market, it’s already got a bidder, according to TMZ:
Sources connected to the deal tell us … the bigwigs at YouPorn.com approached Sheen’s Read More …