The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Read More …

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Read More …

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Josh Duhamel Banged Megan Fox

Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers, most likely just before Shia LaBeouf became a man. Read More …

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Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf

Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF.
Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who knows it as evidenced by a video of her meeting him backstage at The Today Show that Read More …

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Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids

“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”
In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the Read More …

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Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

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- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress.
- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this.
- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?”
- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really.
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Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on Hidden Camera With Woman Half His Age

To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen apparently told 30-year-old WPTV reporter Kristyn Caddell, who’s not his wife, to take a seat right over on his penis only to get caught by undercover cameras from the National Enquirer, according to TVSpy:
Hansen and Caddell were introduced in the VIP area of a West Palm Beach club Read More …

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide

“I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!”
Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun:
Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the scene for more than 30 minutes. Read More …

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Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night

“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”
Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch Read More …

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin’s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a Read More …

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin’s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a Read More …

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JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried.
Adding… there’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it’s fun to make everything you Read More …

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JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried.
Adding… there’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it’s fun to make everything you Read More …

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Jennifer Lopez Thinks ‘American Idol’ Won’t Replace Her (They Are)

Even before this season of American Idol ended, Jennifer Lopez has been saying she’s not sure if she’s coming back which pretty much everyone recognizes is a giant cash grab. And it probably would’ve worked had she not pulled similar bullshit last year while Idol producers were plucking her out of a career nose-dive, yet Read More …

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Minka Kelly > Lindsay Lohan

This was going to be a post about Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest ending an hour ago, but then I saw these pics of Minka Kelly and decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it. Apparently, you’re supposed to attract readers to your blogs, not bore them to tears Read More …

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Charlie Sheen Took Steroids While Filming ‘Major League’

You’d assume a story about Charlie Sheen admitting to using any type of drug would be the exact opposite of news by now, but then again we’re two days out from a holiday weekend, so of course his new interview with Sports Illustarted is the second biggest story on the Internet behind Quentin Tarantino: Toe-Sucker. Read More …

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‘Quentin Tarantino Sucked My Toes’

Quentin Tarantino is a well-known foot fetishist and that’s without even counting the almost hour-long close-up of Bridget Fonda’s feet in Jackie Brown, which makes this email that the entire Internet has been forwarded by now pretty fucking believable. A woman, now identified as Beejoli Shah, recounts a tale of meeting “QT” at a party Read More …

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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini and Other News

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- Lady Gaga is crazy enough to blend in with Japanese television.
- Gabriel Aubry may be using his daughter for international espionage.
- Prince Harry is giving this chick the royal scepter.
- Joanna Krupa will save Europe’s economy.
- Amber Rose is naked.
- And Kate Read More …

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Vs. Megan Fox

Transformers: Dark of the Moon premiered last night in New York, so Photo Boy and I took the liberty of tossing together this gallery pitting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley against her predecessor Megan Fox at the 2009 premiere of Revenge of the Fallen, so you guys can actually argue over something meaningful for a change. Keep in Read More …

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Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show Read More …

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