Chaz Bono is Topless
Here’s a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. Those nips started out as a woman’s, so protocol tells me I should censor them. But technically they’re on a man now, so that makes them acceptable for public Read More …
John Mayer is Dying
Thanks to the Dinklage Strut-nanza formerly known as the Emmys followed by Britney and Lindsay continuing to serve as walking public service announcements on never signing your child over to Disney, this story about John Mayer‘s illness got pushed to this morning. Via One Forty Plus: Hi everyone, After several months of going week to Read More …
The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11
Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have Read More …
The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk
Heidi Montag celebrated her birthday in Vegas over the weekend where she demonstrated the latest feature in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that note, I love this photo of her and Spencer which really captures a day in the Read More …
This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties
What you’re looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan. Now, keep that name in mind as you read this Page Six report from Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Read More …
Britney’s Doing Her Greatest Hits Now (Yes, This is Going To Be Her Crotch)
It’s been over half a decade since a panty-less Britney Spears stepped out of the same car as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, showing the world her hairless cookie compartment, so here she is in London over the weekend reliving that magical moment but with a contemporary Britney twist. And by contemporary I of course Read More …
The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people Read More …
Olivia Munn Really Wants You To See Her Side Boob and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy – Eliza Doolittle should have had Olivia Munn‘s seat instead. – Michelle Williams dreams of quitting acting while promoting her latest acting projects. – Sinead O’Connor is suicidal over her Single Seeking Anal classified ad. – Heidi Klum and Seal recycled their Emmy outfits from the Read More …
Charlie Sheen Gave Ashton Kutcher Advice At The Emmys
“Here’s my pitch boiled down to its purest essence: You hand me all the money in your wallet.” A more remorseful and somber (Read: Broke and therefore deficient in porn stars/hookers.) Charlie Sheen has been kissing Two and a Half Men‘s ass over the past week even going so far as to say he’d love Read More …
Nina Dobrev Won The Emmys
In a sane and just world, a teen vampire drama riding the Sparkle-wiener coattails of Twilight would have no business being at the Emmys, but then again, they invited the gold-diggers from Real Housewives, so it’s really anyone’s game at that point. Anyway, here’s The Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev who if you locked me Read More …
Gwyneth Paltrow Will Grace You With Her Stomach Now
After whatever governing body saw fit to grant her a Creative Arts Emmy for her Glee cameo, you know the one Lindsay Lohan tried to sue over, Gwyneth Paltrow decided to grace us, the little people, with a glimpse of her midriff, presumably glistened and moistened ever so softly from fairies she picked in her Read More …
Peter Dinklage Should Win Every Award Show Every Time
He did not just strut. — SQUEEEEE! Seriously, if you don’t want to snatch that up in a burlap bag and force it to mix you drinks from a tiny bar inside you’re fridge, you’ve lost all sense of child-like wonder. I don’t even want to know you. Photos: GettyRead More …
Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Looked Like This At The Emmy’s
And let’s get the obligatory ginger with giant breasts posts out of the way. By voluminous request, here’s Christina Hendricks at the Emmys Sunday night despite the fact she looks exactly like she looks at every single red carpet event: Huge ass on her chest, weird husband by her side. I know I shouldn’t look Read More …
The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45
Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade can Read More …
The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.16.11
“Along with his divine powers to pop and subsequently lock, the Maple Messiah shall posses, uh.. the ability to communicate with whales. Like Aquaman! Yes, Aquaman, and, okay, we’re just making shit up like that other Bible.” Book of Bieber, Chapter 4, Verse My Moms Says We Can Hold Hands, Girl. Welcome to Friday’s The Read More …
Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club
There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, Read More …
Joe Manganiello is Single
“That’s right, Skarsgard. And I can do this…” True Blood star Joe Manganiello is a single man now after calling off his engagement to girlfriend Audra Marie which I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say has nothing to do with the fact that he stars in no less than 8,000 rape Read More …
Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye
Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a Read More …
Kate Bosworth Has Heterochromia, A Very Groovy Mutation, and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy – Here are 20 Hot Photos of Kate Bosworth where she doesn’t look like she’s about to mentally invade your psyche. – If this isn’t just Blake Lively‘s breasts on a graphic tee, someone’s missed a huge opportunity. – Clint Eastwood: “Stop being such a pussy about fags Read More …
Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens vacationing in Maui yesterday while delicately holding the line between doughy and an acceptable amount of padding on an attractive woman. Or, “Damn! She pregnant,” as LeAnn Rimes just told me to put it. Photos: Splash NewsRead More …



























































