The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11

“Aw, ya know, ya just fry one up in bacon, some butter fat, maybe a little more bacon, then some butter fat. Mostly, I just dip ‘em right out of the car seat in some ketchup.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed where the important thing is I got the Final Five right. Today Read More …

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Lindsay Lohan Stole $90K In Limo Rides

“Let’s see: Two cameras, one security guard- Eh, fuck it, I’ll just walk in and take shit.” This may come as a shock to you, but apparently Lindsay Lohan obtained some form of goods or services without paying for them, so clearly, this is some sort of mistake because she’s so rich and pretty. TMZ Read More …

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David Boreanaz: ‘Cheating Brought Me Closer To My Wife.’ Oh, Good.

Full Disclosure: Using this photo was 99.99999% of the reason for this post. When David Boreanaz cheated on his wife with just a slew of women (NSFW), he never knew it would become the “bonding experience” that would temper their love for each other and turn out alright in the end. Frankly, he just planned Read More …

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Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance

“Yes, drink my elixir,” thought Oliver Stone. “Drink ALL of my elixir…” – Mikey Welsh of Weezer predicted his own death. – Jared Padalecki knocked his wife up. – Justin Theroux’s ex is basically Jennifer Aniston now. – Anna Kournikova is still in really, really great shape. Probably because Enrique Read More …

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We Get It, Madonna, Your Face is Hideous

Apparently Madonna is going to take this whole don’t look at her face thing to even more ridiculous lengths because here she is leaving a Yom Kippur service with a blanket over head and going the wrong way until her bodyguard grabbed her. Or at least that’s what it looked like. For all we know, Read More …

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The Most Pregnanty Photo Of Jessica Simpson You’ll Ever See

Or a shot of her leaving another airport Chili’s. Probably shouldn’t rule that out. Here’s an expanding Jessica Simpson at LAX over the weekend where she did a lot of pregnant-ish things like touching her belly, looking humungous and pretty much showing everyone how huge her boobs have got. (Dear paparazzo manning the escalators, you’ve Read More …