Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Kate Beckinsale has been named this year’s The Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire’s which is a random, but not unwarranted selection. After close inspection, I’ll allow it, but Kate’s going to owe me one. I’m really putting my neck… …read full story












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Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts and other news

- David Letterman’s mistress was apparently a regular on sketches. [PopEater] – Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be having weird, Britishy sex. [Lainey Gossip] – Rihanna wears more crazy shit in Paris. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] -… …read full story












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Mariah Carey’s dancers seem really confident about this

Mariah Carey performed on Today this morning and her backup dancers look extremely confident about picking her up. Not one of them has a look on his face that suggests a fear of hernia. Except maybe the guy holding… …read full story












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Kevin Federline is still fat as all hell

The still-rotund Kevin Federline was spotted outside Kabuki Sushi Bar in LA yesterday, and I have no idea why he’s wheeling around a tiny suitcase. Although, I’m willing to bet money it holds a cow leg for him to… …read full story












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Rihanna wants you to see her vagina

Here’s Rihanna in Paris yesterday wearing a basically see-through dress that conveniently covers her nipples while still making you stare at your monitor for five hours because you know they’re there if only you squint hard enough. Which is… …read full story












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Lady GaGa & Kanye West tour canceled, but 50 Cent says it was for gays anyway

Lady GaGa and Kanye West’s “Fame Kills” tour was canceled yesterday with word coming out that it was GaGa who pulled out. [Insert hermaphrodite joke here.] Of course, none of that really matters because 50 Cent said it’s “the… …read full story


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Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do Letterman

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here’s Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will kill you. One from… …read full story












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David Letterman stuck his penis in things. Also, something about extortion.

David Letterman candidly revealed on his show last night that he was involved in a sting operation to stop a $2 million blackmail/extortion plot revolving around affairs he had with staffers, according to PopEater: “In the back seat of… …read full story


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Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news

- Jude Law’s dramatic reading of Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face.” [PopEater] – Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip] – La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus. …read full story












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Kate Gosselin performs new-anus-otomy on Jon

Since Jon’s decided to detonate their child-powered gravy train, Kate Gosselin has fired off a statement to People regarding her ex-husband’s actions: “I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns …read full story


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Britney Spears takes next step towards basically walking around pantsless

Because the Daisy Dukes didn’t show enough thigh, here’s Soccer Star Britney arriving at a studio in Hollywood today, and we’re getting way too close to Vagina Time way too soon. I haven’t even bought protective goggles or an… …read full story










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Jessica Biel got dumped

Here’s an emaciated Jessica Biel returning to Vancouver today to film The A-Team, and she totally got dumped by Justin Timberlake. I can tell by the way she’s trying to smiling at the paparazzi instead of her usual response… …read full story










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Kate Gosselin & TLC want to keep milking the kids

Jon Gosselin is dropping nuclear publicity bombs all over Kate today. According to TMZ, he’s been actively trying to shut down the show for months for the sake of the kids while TLC and Kate want to keep them… …read full story


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Jon Gosselin’s plan actually worked

Jon Gosselin’s legal maneuver apparently worked because TLC has halted production on the show soon to be known as Kate Plus 8 and issued the following statement to People: “We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain… …read full story






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Jon Gosselin’s plan actually worked

Jon Gosselin’s legal maneuver apparently worked because TLC has halted production on the show soon to be known as Kate Plus 8 and issued the following statement to People: “We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain… …read full story






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Madonna prefers a train to the face over marriage

Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she’d “rather get hit by a train” than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There’s another thing that obviously won’t kill her since she just rubbed… …read full story






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Madonna prefers a train to the face over marriage

Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she’d “rather get hit by a train” than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There’s another thing that obviously won’t kill her since she just rubbed… …read full story






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Jon Gosselin is taking the show down with him

Jon Gosselin thinks exploiting his kids for money is wrong now and is attempting to bar TLC form his property, according to CBS News: “‘The Insider’ can exclusively reveal that Jon Gosselin, though his attorney, Mark J. Heller, is… …read full story






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Jon Gosselin is taking the show down with him

Jon Gosselin thinks exploiting his kids for money is wrong now and is attempting to bar TLC form his property, according to CBS News: “‘The Insider’ can exclusively reveal that Jon Gosselin, though his attorney, Mark J. Heller, is… …read full story






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Kate Hudson looks pregnant to people

Seen here watching the Yankees play the Angels last week, Kate Hudson has dropped off the radar since New York Fashion Week in early September with rumors coming in that she’s pregnant with yet another child support check for… …read full story






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