Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. This is why they hate us. Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me). Photos: INFdaily The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.Read More …

Like any human being made of skin, tissue and Thetan-rich emotion nuggets – Just go with it. – I often find myself wondering what in the hell pretend-nerd Olivia Munn is doing in the cast of Magic Mike. Turns out her character just stands around in a bikini, so it’s nice to see her find Read More …

Thanks to Scarlett Johansson being all weird about complete strangers ogling private, naked photos illegally downloaded without her consent and published to all 24 corners of the Internet, the FBI arrested Christopher Chaney, a Jacksonsville man who allegedly acted alone in hacking and leaking photos of celebrities. Or so The Illuminati would have us believe… Read More …

Whoa, easy, Eric from CSI: Miami. Let me write the post first. Ladies, homosexual demographic, the tiny voice in my head telling me this should be my new washer, I know it seems like there’s been a lot of bikinis today, and honestly, there’s gonna be more. But sometimes you just have to close your Read More …

- January Jones’ revenge baby looks absolutely precious. – This wins the Internet. – Tilda Swinton was apparently a child murderer. Neat. – Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly might be doing it again. – Nicki Minaj’s cleavage was angry that day, my friends. – Random Task from Read More …

Wait, did I say A-Rod‘s in this post? Because clearly there’s nothing in these photos but a parking meter, some cars and a Tazo tea. I’m probably just drunk. Photos: INFdaily The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.Read More …

And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping, love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering, “Dude, why are you thinking about a naked guy on a cross while staring at Kate Beckinsale‘s ass? You have mental problems.” Read More …

When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way since the first caveman invented shoes. So naturally Ashton Kutcher‘s mistress Sara Leal has sold an exclusive interview to Us Read More …

While filming Thanks For Sharing in New York yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow decided to handle the matter of some pesky paparazzi with a little street justice. And by street justice I mean she tried to barrel into one of them on a bicycle because it’s not like you have to keep those things balanced or anything. Read More …

Seen here taking a massive, faux-child-bride pee on Marilyn Monroe‘s grave yesterday, Courtney Stodden is still posting insane shit to Twitter, so tonight, in lieu of The Crap We Missed, The Superficial brings you: The Annotated Ramblings of Courtney Stodden-Hutchinson Mmm… Want to know a sexy secret about me? I am a deliciously dangerous Doug-Addict Read More …

Seen here at a gas station on THIS VERY DAY WE LIVE AND BREATHE – The Superficial: Live, Breaking, Relevant. – Ashton Kutcher apparently sent two Twitter communications to Demi Moore last night, sending the Earth spinning off its axis: – Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher’s 5. My tivo might Read More …

Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this: TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu- LINDSAY: Yes! TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal* (Exactly like this.) Photos: Read More …

- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are wearing matching outfits now. – Johnny Depp is an amazing alcoholic. – Finally, proof that Snooki and Christina Aguilera were separated at birth. – Apparently Maxim thinks Rachael Ray is hot. – Mayra Veronica looks really smart and loves midgets. SOLD. Read More …

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of Read More …

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of Read More …

Sorry, force of habit. Probably because of this post (I’m an inspiration.), Alexander Skarsgard appears in the latest issue of Out where he talks about Swedish winters turning the entire country into precision fucking machines. I’ll ready the mop buckets: Skarsgård: Also, I think part of the reason why there are so many musicians coming Read More …

Sorry, force of habit. Probably because of this post (I’m an inspiration.), Alexander Skarsgard appears in the latest issue of Out where he talks about Swedish winters turning the entire country into precision fucking machines. I’ll ready the mop buckets: Skarsgård: Also, I think part of the reason why there are so many musicians coming Read More …

Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that. Photos: Russell James/Esquire, Splash News The Superficial Read More …

Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that. Photos: Russell James/Esquire, Splash News The Superficial Read More …

On top of Kabbalah magic, and let’s assume coordinated scarf-wearing therapy, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore reportedly attended a campfire counseling session over the weekend. Because if a pile of burning sticks and logs can’t save their marriage, then maybe next time they should try tires. I hear they’re medicinal. RadarOnline reports: Two and a Read More …