- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor.
- Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink.
- Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again.
- Tara Reid keeps getting sexier.
- Sam Worthington doesn’t Read More …

There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him Read More …

When properly clothed and supported.
Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a cab. It’s like the exact opposite of all that fan-fiction I wrote:
“As I caressed Audrina Patridge’s ample love Read More …

Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan’s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and run a gossip blog – don’t worry, he immediately rebounds by not knowing what the hell a Snooki Read More …

“And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake of fire of My own device for such are your Read More …

These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can Read More …

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will Read More …

This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that Simon’s mom also tried to kick Brittany’s mom out of the house. People reports:
“There were Read More …

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys?
- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space.
- Adriana Lima in a bikini.
- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty.
- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. Read More …

Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell Brand running around in his underwear on the set of Arthur today. I really Read More …

Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of stray cats, yet here they are laying on the floor next to you smoking cigarettes. Read More …

Hulk Hogan’s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass for. Here’s his exclusive statement to RadarOnline:
“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish Read More …

These are promo shots for Katy Perry’s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use Read More …

Here’s Jessica Biel leaving her hotel in London last night while wearing a see-through dress that lets you completely see her black panties underneath. Except I don’t know if these are sexy as much as they are informative. Prior to this I just assumed Jessica Biel wore a jock strap 24-7 per Article 2 of Read More …

After visiting with the beeje-deprived actor last week, child services is backing Mel Gibson as a “great father” and will not restrict access to his daughter Lucia despite reports – and audio tapes – suggesting he accidentally punched her in the mouth while aiming for Oksana Grigorieva. RadarOnline reports:
“The Department of Children and Family Read More …

With her release most likely happening Sunday, Lindsay Lohan’s starting to make a stink in her cell about being forced to go directly from jail to rehab without “family time,” according to her lawyer. I mean, it’s almost like the judge figured out they’re the root of her problems and is attempting to save her Read More …

- Kate Moss is topless again. Of course.
- Hulk Hogan wants to be the next Billy Mays.
- Hilary Duff isn’t getting any less mannish.
- Jessica Biel’s chest campaigns for Wonder Woman.
- Guess who Adrianne Curry dressed like for Comic-Con. You’ll never believe it.
- Katy Perry’s Read More …

It’s probably wrong to wish a terrorist attack would’ve happened, but I don’t know any other way to describe the feeling I felt when I saw the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning. Seriously, such a flagrant display of American excess in one room couldn’t Read More …

I’m gonna need a bigger star.
Because classy’s always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you’re Ice-T’s woman lest he’s forced to calmly explain how you’ve pained the deep well that his emotions. Using the language Read More …

The now-infamous February 18th phone call that’s made Mel Gibson a martyr amongst people who think Passion of the Christ is a true story and blowjobs enthusiasts everywhere was apparently triggered by an innocent event involving planting a tree in honor of his new daughter Lucia. And, okay, maybe a placenta or two. You honestly Read More …